I am plunging in to PMS mode 

1. I just want my fucking cell phone and everyone is annoying 

2. I am so horny

3. I just want to do something fun tonight but instead I have to sit at home so that I can spend 9 hours tomorrow sifting through bags of junk that ignorant people donate. Sidenote- just because people are in need doesn’t mean they want your broken, shit-stained, ripped and expired garbage.

4. I don’t even have any weed and i have no way of obtaining any. 

fuck everything im crabby

Honesty.

I wish I could say on a job application, “Yes, I smoke weed and I party like a rockstar, what about it? I’ll still be the most charismatic, hardworking, charming, innovative, creative, and kickass employee you’ve ever had. Now let’s take some deep breaths, smoke a blunt and enjoy life.” 

Looked at dozens of beautiful pitbulls available for adoption in Brooklyn. I can’t resist those smiley little faces. If only I could rescue one :[

Maybe if I told my mom I was doing it for protection and companionship since I’ll most likely be living alone…

<— lololol ya right 

A girl can dream.